50 Shades of Insomnia

I have a little game I play when I can't get to sleep.  Thought I would share and feel free to add new ones in the comments.

Yes, I read the books (more than once and I'm not ashamed to admit it, I've been reading this kind of trash since I was in sixth grade)

Here are some new book titles and their target audiences:

1. Jewish:  50 shades of #oyvey
2. Chinese-Jewish: 50 shades of #soyvey
3. Latin American Dictators:  50 shades of #Pinochet and the sequel: 50 shades of #duarte
4. Horses:  50 shades of #hay and the sequel: 50 shades of #neigh 
5. Donkeys:  50 shades of #bray
6. Scots:  50 shades of #nay and the sequel:  50 shades of #slainte
7. LGBT:  50 shades of #gay and the sequel:  50 shades of #prideparade
8. Japanese:  50 shades of #sake
9. Wine Enthusiasts: 50 Shades of #rose and 50 shades of #grandmarnier (ok, it's not wine, I know)
10. Risky Business: 50 shades of #rebeccademornay
11. Book lovers:  50 shades of #daphnedumaurier
12. Jehovah's Witnesses: 50 shades of #haveyoufoundJesustoday
13. BBQ Enthusiasts:  50 shades of #bobbyflay
14. Gladiators:  50 shades of #slay
15. Australians: 50 shades of #g'day
16. Outlander Fans: 50 shades of #damebasiamille
17. Benji B:  50 Shades of #faye
18. King Kong: 50 shades of #faywray
19. Dreamgirls:  50 shades of #beyonce
20. Out of control rap stars:  50 shades of #kanye
21. Gynecologists:  50 shades of #vjayjay
22. Mental Asylums:  50 shades of #craycray
23. Old Rap Stars:  50 shades of #dr.dreG
24. Foodies:  50 shades of #gourmet
25. Medieval Italy:  50 shades of #dante
26. Bridget Jones: 50 shades of #renee
27. Israeli-Palestinian Conflict: 50 Shades of #noway
28. Travelers: 50 shades of #vacay
29. Native Americans:  50 shades of #ojibwe
30. Die Hard:  50 shades of #yippykayyay
31. Children: 50 shades of #igpayatinlay
32. Lactose Intolerance: 50 shades of #sorbet
33. Fat Albert: 50 shades of #heyheyhey
34. The Fonz: 50shades of #Aaaaeeeyyy!
35. Farmers: 50 shades of #henslay
36. Morning TV shows: 50 shades of #today
37. Golems: 50 shades of #clay
38. Senior Citizens:  50 shades of #gray
39. Spring:  50 shades of #May
40. Feminism: 50 shades of #equalpay
41. Dockworkers: 50 shades of the #quay
42. Squatters:  50 shades of #stay
43. Alcoholics: 50 shades of #tanqueray
44. South America: 50 shades of #uruguay and the sequel: 50 shades of #paraguay
45. Radiologists: 50 shades of #xray
46. Snack Food: 50 shades of #lays
47. Venture Capitalists:  50 shades of #outlay
48. Old Sweaters: 50 shades of #fray
49. Baseball:  50 shades of #oaklandas and the sequel: 50 Shades of #bluejays
50. Three Cheers:  50 shades of #hiphiphooray

For my Modiin friends:
50 shades of #gelarte
50 shades of #anabe